Thursday, November 16, 2006

Fuck

It's true. I love to swear. Nothing gives the pain of smashing your own finger with a hammer that sudden relief like saying "Fuck!". It can be used in conjunction with just about any other word or swear to give some extra pizaz. Like instead of saying "sweet bike". You say "that's a fuckin' sweet bike!". Or when you are just plain confused you can just mumble it. The beauty is that nobody else even has to hear it. It still feels good to just let it out. It can't be a bad word because everyone says it. Well just about everyone. Given the right circumstance I think even Mother Theresa would blurt out a little F-Bomb.

Two rules though, it's just not to be said around kids (Not because its bad, but because kids like to repeat things over and over, till everyone is annoyed). Fuck is the last thing you want a kid saying till the cows come home. Second is at work....unless there is no possible way in hell a customer could ever hear it. Once again my reasoning is not because it's bad. I just feel that someone is likely to get offended just so they can complain about it to your superior. Consumers love to bitch, they are just waiting for you to give them a chance.

If you love the word just click 'comments' at the bottom and leave a FUCK for me. If not you can just Fuck Off. Kidding...don't take it so seriously, it's just a word. ;)

3 comments:

Formo said...

FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

DOUG said...

fuck you mitch haha

Draper said...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck